Kisah Awek Cun & Pak Pandir

Ada empat orang tengah tunggu lif.

Sorang tu doktor,

Sorang lagi tu engineer,

Yang ketiga tu peguam

Dan yang last sekali Pak Pandir.


Tengah-Tengah Boring Dok Tunggu Lif
Tuh, Datang Le Sorang Awek Cun Yang
Teramat-Amatlah Seksi.

Bila Lif Sampai Semua Orang Pun Naik
Le.

Dalam Masa Lif Tu Nak Naik Ke Atas,
Tiba-Tiba Elektrik Terputus.

Lif Tu Pun Berhentilah Dengan Tiba-
Tiba Dalam Keadaan Gelap Gelita. Dalam
Black Out Tu, Mulalah Ada Salah Sorang
Dari Melaun Tu Gatal Pulak
Nak Buat Kurang Ajar Dengan Pompuan
Seksi Tu. Puas Dia Dok Meraba Pompuan
Tu Dalam Gelap!

Tiba-Tiba, Elektrik Dah Okay Balik.
Pompuan Tu Pun Tengok Kat Si Engineer,
Lepas Tu Kat Si Doktor, Ketiga Kat Si
Peguam.. Last Sekali Kat
Pak Pandir. Dengan Geramnya Minah Tu
Bagi Pak Pandir Satu Penampar Jepun

Yang Teramatlah Kuat."Heiii, Tua-Tua
Bangka Pun Ada Hati Nak Meraba Lagi
Tu !!!"Jerit Si Pompuan Seksi Sambil
Menunjuk Bijik Penumbuknya
Kat Pak Pandir Tu..

Soalan : Ngapa Pompuan Tu Sure Gila
Pak Pandir Tu Yang Buat Dajal?

Kenapa ?

Kenapa ?

Kenapa ?

Kenapa ?

Kenapa ?

Kenapa ?

Kenapa ?

Kenapa ?

Kerana Pak Pandir Tu Sorang Je Laki!!

Hahahahaha!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Pengajarannya, Kalau Cakap Pasal Doktor Ke, Peguam Ke,Engineer Ke Mesti
Orang Akan Ingat Laki Yang Pegang Jawatan Cam Tu..

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