Jom practise lidah...supaya hilang ngantuk

Cerita yg bermula de ngan huruf C:

Copot cahabat ciput Catu cenje, ciput cite-cite came copot cambil cari cengkerik. ciput cuke cite-cite came copot cebab copot cahabat ciput. Cemace ciput came copot cari cengkerik, ciput cakcikan catu cahye cerah. cahye cerah ciput cakcikan cangat cerah campai ciput came copot cilau. cahaye cerah cube culik copot.
Ciput cangat cuak. ciput cepat-cepat camba copot cebelum cehaye cerah cempat culik copot. copot cangat cuak came. ciput came copot cepat-cepat cari chelter cambil cepat-cepat cembunyi. ciput came copot cembunyi cenyap-cenyap cupaye cahaye cerah cucah cari ciput came copot. ciput cakap came copot, "chuuu... chuuu... cenyap... cenyap copot... ". copot cambung cakap, "copot cudah cenyap... ciput cenyap camelah... ". celepas cejam, cahaye cerah cudah chow cebab cucah cari ciput cape copot. ciput came copot cangat cuke cebab cahaye cerah cudah chow. copot cenyum cambil cakap, "copot cayang ciput cebab ciput celamatkan copot... ". ciput cenyum
cambil chow came copot... Caja cuka cuka.


Cerita yg bermula de ngan huruf K

Ketam ketip kuku kakinya. Kawan karib Ketam, Kodok, kata kepada Ketam,"Kenapa kau ketip kuku kaki kau, Ketam... kenapa?" Ketam kata, "Ku ketip kuku kakiku kerana kuku kakiku kelurut... kakakku kata, kalau kuku ku kelurut, kita kena ketiplah!" Kodok kentut kekeliruan. Kodok kata kekalutan,"Kadang-kadang kalau kukuku kelurut, ku ketip kenapa keluar kudis?"Ketam ketawa, Kah..kah..kah..kah..kih..kih..kih..kih..Kuh..kuh..kuh..kuh!!Kodok..Kodok...kenapa kadar kebodohan kau ketara keterlaluan?" Kodok kata kepada Ketam, "Ketam. Kenapa kau ketawakan ku?"
Ketam kilas, "Kelakar." "Kelakar ke kurang-ajar?" kata Kodok. Kerana kemarahan Kodok keterlaluan, Kodok keperok kepala ketam kuat kadar kilat."kelekuk !", kepala Ketam kehancuran kerana kena keperok Kodok. Ketam
kata, "Kodok.. Kodok.. kenapa kau keperok kepalaku? Kan kesakitan."Kesian Ketam. Kerana kurang-ajar, kepala kena keperok.

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