Lawak pendek haiwan

Kisah 1

Satu petang kambing sound direct ayam..
"apalah ko ni ayam,baju lawa tapi tak pakai selipar.."
ayam yang bengang lalu jawab.. "ko lagi la....janggut panjang alim
konon.....seluar tarak pakai...tak malu...! tak senonoh..!

Kisah 2

Satu hari sedang sepasang lalat tgh dinner kat satu tempat yg romantik..
tibe² si isteri lalat bersuara "bang ,nape kite hari² makan tahi?
lalu si suami pun menjawab "isshh..jangan cakap bende² kotor mase makan........tak baik"

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