Pantun lawak Hari Raya

Contoh pantun yang tidak boleh dijadikan contoh jawapan soalan SPM :)

anak pak abu tu naik tractor ler bukan naik lori
sebab boleh tengok makwe dia angkat baja
selamat hari raya aidilfitri
saya ucapkan pada yg puasa jerr

amelia tu tak pandai dayung sampan
gi kedai beli gula melaka
bulan syawal jer ker boleh bermaafan
bulan yg lain tak leh ker

anak pak mail sampai klinik gigi awal-awal
sebab dia gi kerja naik kereta
syawal tu... tetap ler syawal
tapi maner bole lupa semua sengketa

aper ker jadah mencari pelangi
ooo... anak pak sahak tu namer dia asfan
kalo kesilapan tak diulangi
camner kita nak bermaafan

anak pak jusuh masa tu tengah melantak ketupat
masa pengsan tu..dia pun tercekik gigi
jap tadi nangis... pas tu start mengumpat
raya tahun depan... mintak ler maaf lagi

bukan ker mak senah sendiri yg tembak gagak
dia tembak ngan boyfriendnyer
maaf tu..maaf ler jugak
duit raya?... sudahhhhh!!! taaaakk der makner
nyerrrr!!

anak sedara mak kiah jual cendol
kelessss... anak mak kiah ader kuasa sakti
aper kelas makan dodol
lebih baik makan spagetthi

anak mak esah tu namanyer siti
sebab gemuk... namer glamour dia fetty
pandu kereta berhati-hati
nanti boleh nengorat cetty

anak mak leha tu kerjanyer buat jalan
menantu dia pulak jual sekaya
kalo dah silap tengok bulan
camner ler plaks nak beraya

anak mak itam si fitri tu main polis sentri
menantunyer si fatin tu main plak buai
selamat hari raya aidilfitri
maaf zahir sahaja... .batin tu... .issshhh... tak
sesuwaiiii!!

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