Seorang ibu (tunggal) amat bimbang dengan keadaan anak(tunggal)nya yang telah diculik seminggu lepas. Ibu(tunggal) itu telah menerima panggilan(tunggal) semalam. Penculik itu telah meminta wang tebusan sebanyak RM500,000 untuk ditukarkan dengan anak kesayangannya. Hari ini dia telah menerima satu lagi panggilan.
Ibu: (takut).. hello...
Noname: Ape hello-hello? Bila mau bagi wang????
Ibu: Tolong lah.. saya tak ada wang sebanyak itu.. tolong lah turunkan harga..
Noname: lu ingat wa ni budak-budak ka? Makin lama tangguh makin mahal maa.. ada ka patut lu mau murah pulak..
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Ibu: Tolong lah... saya tak mampu dapatkan duit sebanyak itu sekarang ni...
Noname: Okay.. wa bagi sampai esok hali.. kalu tak dapat gak wa tarik.....
Ibu:(menangis) Tolong jangan tarik nyawa anak saya!! pleasseeeee....
Noname: Apa??
Ibu: Saya tak boleh hidup tanpa anak saya... huuuuuu...
Noname: Haiiyaa.... wa dari syalikat perusahaan kreta maa.. lu punya kreta sula 7 bulan tak bayar.. tiap bulan pun wa ade bagi warning maaa... wa tarik kreta maa.. wa bukan along mau tarik nyawa...
Ibu: (malu)......
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All issues concerning copyright violations should be aimed at the sites hosting the material. This site does not host any of the streaming media and the owner has not uploaded any of the material to the video hosting servers. Anyone can find the same content on Google Video or YouTube by them selves.
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