Membuat Bayi

Ini kisah astronaut yg sedang dalam misinya ke Mars. Setelah mendarat dia bertemu dengan wanita Mars yg cantik jelita sedang mengacau periuk …

Astronaut : "Kamu sedang apa?"

Wanita : "Membuat bayi"

Astronaut : "Oh kalau di bumi cara membuat bayi bukan begitu…"
Wanita : "Lalu, caranya bagaimana?"

Astronaut : "Susah menjelaskannya, tapi sangat mudah mempraktikkannya"
Wanita Mars itu setuju mempraktikkannya.

Setelah si astronaut selesai melakukan, wanita Mars itu bertanya…

Wanita : "Aik ? Mana bayinya?"
Astronaut : "Bayi itu baru akan jadi 9 bulan lagi…"
Wanita : "Lalu kenapa kamu berhenti mengacau?"


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