Malam pertama jamil & ayu.

Alkisah, seorang pemuda miskin bernama Jamil, berasal dari Benut, Pontian. Keluarganya hanyalah keluarga sederhana.Tidaklah disebut miskin. Ayahnya sehari-hari bekerja sebagai tukang jahit dikampungnya. Karena kegigihannya, Jamil berjaya melanjutkan pelajaran hingga ke UTM walaupun dengan perbelanjaan seadanya.

Lelaki tak hensem dapat perempuan cun.

wei wei..heran jugak la.dia muka macam lepat basi ja, tadak kelulusan.
tapi awat dia dapat awek cun kelulusan tinggi pulak tu?
rasa2 boleh ka parent perempuan trima lelaki camtu

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Kes ini berlaku betul diruang pelajar perempuan membasuh kain. Berlaku diasrama puteri. Kebanyakan yang terkena rasukan adalah gadis melayu dan tidak pernah ada kes berlaku pada pelajar kaum cina dan india. Di mana salah nya........ Kita ikuti perbualan antara seorang bomoh melayu yang mengubati gadis melayu yang terasuk itu dan syaitan yang mengganggu.

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Awang talipon cikgu dia, nak bertanyakan sesuatu..
Awang : Helo cikgu,esok pukul berapa perpustakaan bukak??
Cikgu : pukul 9 pagi..
Awang : cikgu boleh awal sikit tak??dalam pukul 7 pagi..
Cikgu : rajinnya kamu...kenapa nak bukak awal??
Awang : saya kena kunci dalam perpustakaan........
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