Lawak pendek - budak sekolah

Seperti biasa, Che'gu Fazirul nie mengajar pelajar di Sekolah Agama. Che'gu Fazirul mengajar budak tahun satu.Pada hari tersebut, beliau mengajar bab "cara berwudhuk"

Selepas mengajar, beliau (Cikgu) selalu meminta muridnya bertanyakan soalan jika terdapat kemusykilan.

Cikgu : Ada sesiapa hendak bertanyakan soalan?

Tiba-tiba seorang anak muridnye mengangkat tangan, nama murid tu adalah Man Tapah

Man : Ada Che'gu. saya ada satu kemusykilan. Boleh tak kita ambil wudhuk dua kali?

Cikgu : Boleh, tapi kenapa sampai dua kali ambil wudhuk?

Man : Saya ambil dua kali sebab kalau saya terkentut, wudhuk lagi satu tu boleh buat spare part!

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