Lawak pendek - polis dan perompak

Seorang perompak yang baru merompak sebuah bank telah ditangkap oleh pihak polis.

Polis: Jangan bergerak!!!!
Perompak: ok...ok...
Polis: Angkat tangan!!!!!
Perompak: Kan tak boleh bergerak..macam mana nak angkat tangan?
Polis: @#$%&!*(bengang)



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Pulangkan...(Lagu Dinyanyikan Oleh Pegawai PTPTN & Misha Omar)

(Ex-Student)
Sedikit bunga yang menggoda
Sekadar dipandang usah dibayar
Kau pasti tak percaya
Duitku bukan untukmu sayang

(Pegawai PTPTN)
Tiada kusangka kau sungguh kejam
Kau peram hutang yang kau pinjam
Namun takkan bahgia kehidupanmu
Bila engkau berkonvo
kau milikku

Pulangkan hutang-hutangku-(Pegawai PTPTN)

Oh hentikanlah menghantuiku-(Ex-Student)

Oh pulangkan oh pulangkanlah padaku-(Pegawai PTPTN)

Kupulangkan semua hutangku-(Ex-Student)

Yang dikau peram tanpa relaku-(Pegawai PTPTN)

Bebaskanlah maafkan daku oh kasih-(Ex-Student)

(Pegawai PTPTN)
Tiada kemaafan di sini
Kau hutang tanpa bayar sesen lagi
Akan ku jejakimu kemana jua


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