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Cerita Lawak Aku nak cerita sikit tentang pengalaman aku masa sekolah dulu... benday yg tak boleh aku lupakan sampai sekarang.... bagi aku cerita ni mmg lucu... tapi tak tahu la kalau tak lucu bagi korang semua....

Benda ni jadi masa zaman Sekolah Menengah Vokasional Teluk Air Tawar, Butterworth. Skg ni dah jadi Sek Teknik B'worth. Aku ambik bidang elektronik. Boleh dikatakan kat sekolah tu 90% adalah pelajar lelaki.... so kena berebut la nak tekel awek. hehehehe..... Nak jadi citer, ada la sorang kawan baik ni baru dpt lesen motor. So dia beli motor honda kapcai lampu bulat tu.... rasanya jenis c70 kot..... tapi jenis lama..... so petang tu habih je kelas terus kami meronda naik motor dia....

Dia ajak pi ngorat awek kat sekolah Dato' Onn Butterworth. sekolah tu awek ramai, cun cun plak tuh.... so kami pun dengan tali leher (kami ni pengawas sekolah) naik kapcai buruk dia tuh pi lepak depan sekolah tu..... kami lepak kat bus stop yg selalunya awek sekolah ramai dok tunggu bas. so waktu habis kelas petang tu.... ramai la awek kluar.... kami pun apa lagi.... mula la nak jual minyak..... kawan aku tu, Adi nama dia.... dgn selamba dok ngorat..... aku plak dah naik segan..... tapi ada la jugak awek yg kasi respon..... lepas dpt no phone 2 org awek... aku dgn adi pun nak blah la..... aku dok kat belakang... so dia pun start motor tu.... yg jadi lecehnya..... dia terlupa nak free gear moto masa sampai tadi.....

Sekali je dia tendang starter moto tu.... terus moto tu melompat..... aku yg tak sempat nak pegang dia terus jatuh bersila kat atas jalan tar depan awek2 yg ramai tu...ah cunnn nya.... mcm dok bersila nak makan nasik kenduri plak.... hehehehe.... masa tu muka aku dah tak leh nak describe dah.... malu tu mmg malu..... nak nangis pun ada..... tapi yg paling aku bengang tu.... Adi tak jatuh..... dia siap gelakkan aku lagi.... pas tu aku pun tersengih sengih cam kerang busuk pun bangun terus lompat naik atas motor Adi.... kami blah terus.... sejak hari tu aku tak naik dah moto Adi.... even budak pompuan yg kasi no phone kat aku tu pun aku tak call..... aku malu sangat........

p/s: Adi.... kalau hang terbaca citer ni.... aku cuma nak kata satu je..... hang mmg biawak... hehehehee.....

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