Pada suatu malam, seorang isteri mengadu sakit perut kepada suaminya. Dia risau akan kandungannya yang menginjak usia. Doktor mengesahakan bahawa beliau akan melahirkan bayi kembar tiga.Sambil mengusap usap perutnya yang terasa tendangan tendangan dari bayi bayi dalam kandungannya itu sambil tersenyum kepada suaminya....
Bayi dalam kandungan.....
Tiga bayi kembar dalam perut ibu ini bertanya cita-cita masing-masing...
"Abang Sulung cakap" : Abang nanti nak jadi pegawai TNB sebab dalam perut ibu gelap.
"Adik kedua cakap" : Angah nak jadi pegawai JBA sebab dalam perut ibu banyak air....
"Adik Bongsu pulak cakap'' : Adik nak jadi POLIS BRANCH sebab nak siasat siapa budak kepala botak yang asik keluar masuk kat dalam perut ibu pastu pancut air kat kiter bertiga.Hampeh betul budak botak tuh.....
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