Katil

Malek: Doktor, saya ada masalah besar. Setiap kali hendak tidur, saya mesti rasa macam ada orang di bawah katil. Sebaliknya bila saya tidur di bawah katil, saya rasa ada orang di atas. Saya rasa macam nak gila!

Doktor: Jgn bimbang. Bagi saya masa dua tahun, masalah awak akan selesai.Datang jumpa saya tiga kali seminggu.

Malek: Berapa bayarannya utk sekali pertemuan?

Doktor: Tak mahal..hanya RM 100 sahaja.

Enam bulan kemudian, doktor bertemu Malek sedang membeli-belah.

Doktor: Kenapa tak datang jumpa saya?

Malek: Masalah dah selesai. Penjaga kedai seberang jalan tu ubatkan saya.

Doktor: Ya..bagaimana?

Malek: Dia suruh saya potong kaki katil....
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