Siapa Hebat

Satu hari berlakulah bertengkaran yang hebat disebuah reban kambing dan sebuah reban ayam.. pertelingkahan tu menyebabkan satu kampong heboh… beginilah kisahnya.

Kambing : Apalah kau ni ayam… Baju ada tapi berkaki ayam tak
malu ke… . kah kah kah
Ayam : Kau tu dah baju jarang nampak kemaluan … lagi malu
pa. kah kah kah

Ayam : Daging aku lazat.. enak sehingga menjilat jari..
Kambing : Lazat pun bukan boleh buat korban…

Kambing : Apalah kau ni bertelur sebiji riuh sekampong
Ayam : Aku bertelur setiap hari… kau tu beranak setahun
sekali.. hebat apakebendanya.
Kambing : Aku hebat… .. yahoooo
Ayam : Aku hebat … . yahoooo

Perbualan mereka yang riuh menyebabkan tuan rumah terjaga lalu keluar melihat apa pasal yang riuh… tuan rumah lalu keluar dan mengambil pisau terus menyembelih kedua dua binatang tu sambil berkata… .. Ha… . sekarang sapa yang hebat..!!!

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