Seorang wanita curiga suaminya, dia menelpon ke rumahnya menggunakan telepon umum. Seorang wanita menjawab teleponnya.
Istri : Halo, siapa ini?
Wanita : Saya pembantu disini.
Istri : Apa? Saya tidak punya pembantu! Saya yang punya rumah!
Wanita : Saya baru bekerja pagi ini, suami puan yang minta saya datang.
Istri : Apa? Lalu dimana suamiku?
Wanita : Sepertinya dia di kamar sedang bercinta dengan perempuan yang saya rasa istrinya.
Istri : SIALAN! Hei kamu mau wang 100 juta? Ambil pistol di laci tembak dua orang yang kamu cakap tadi sekarang juga!
Terdengar suara langkah kaki, dan 2 letusan pistol terdengar keras di telepon.
Wanita : Sudah.. mayatnya mau dikemanakan puan?
Istri : buang saja di kolam renang belakang rumah.
Wanita : Tapi disini tidak ada kolam renang?
Istri : Laaa? Ini bukan nomber telepon 9776876?
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The owner of this site cannot know which movies, documentaries or cartoons are in public domain, which has been uploaded to e.g. google video by the owner and which has been uploaded without permission, and is therefore willing to remove any violating material immediately upon request. The copyright owner must further contact the source if he wants his material off the Internet completely.
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