Rokok dan Motor

Ada seorang pelajar yang sedang menunggu bass sambil merokok ditegur oleh seorang polis.

Polis : "Kenapa kamu merokok?"

Pelajar : "Saya suka, pak."

Polis : "Dari mana wang kamu untuk membeli rokok?"

Pelajar : "Dari uang jajan saya."

Polisi : "Sehari kamu habis berapa? Dan harganya berapa?"

Pelajar : "Paling satu bungkus dan harganya sekitar RM10.50, tok."

Polisi : "Kenapa wang RM10.50 kamu bakar setiap hari? Coba kamu kumpulkan wang itu selama setahun, mungkin kamu dapat membeli motosikal, tidak perlu menunggu bas yang sesak seperti ini."

Pelajar : "Sekarang saya boleh tanya sama tok?"

Polisi : "Tentu."

Pelajar : "Apakah tok merokok?"

Polisi : "Tentu tidak."

Pelajar : "Tapi saya tidak nampak motor tok?"


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