1. Ketika anda hanya berdua dengan orang tak dikenali, cuit bahunya!
Kemudian anda pura-pura melihat ke tempat lain..
2. Buat muka menyeringai kesakitan sambil pegang kepala anda dan menjerit "Diam, semuanya diam!".
3. Bawalah kamera dan ambillah gambar semua orang yang ada di dalam lif.
4. Pindahkan meja kerja anda ke dalam lif. Jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka sudah membuat appoinment?
5. Letakkan sebuah bungkusan di sudut lif, jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka mendengar bunyi tik... tik... tik...
6. Anda pura-pura jadi pramugari! Tunjukkan prosedur keselamatan penerbangan seperti di dalam kapalterbang.
7. Ketika pintu menutup, beri pengumuman kepada semua orang. "Bertenang, jangan panik, jap lagi die bukak balik!".
8. Bukalah beg tangan anda, sambil melihat ke dalam beg tangan, tanyalah "Oksigen cukup tak kat situ?"
9. Diam dan jangan bergerak sama sekali di sudut lif, menghadap dinding, jangan sesekali keluar.
10. Dengarkan suara di dinding lift dengan stetoskop.
11. Buatlah garis di lantai sekeliling anda menggunakan kapur, lalu beritahu "Ini adalah area SAYA"
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