Seorang wanita cantik dan seksi terjatuh dari tingkat 80 sebuah
bangunan . Sampai jer di tingkat 70, seorang lelaki Inggeris berjaya menyambutnya. Wanita : Terima kasih, anda telah menolong saya..
Lelaki Inggeris : Sama², tapi anda harus membalas budi..
Wanita : Bagaimana?
Lelaki Inggeris : Tidur dengan aku....
Wanita : Tak guna, kau ingat aku pelacur?! Tidak!!
Lelaki Inggeris : Baiklah kalau begitu... Lelaki Inggeris itu melepaskan semula
wanita itu.
Di tingkat 50, seorg lelaki Perancis berjaya menyambut wanita itu.
Wanita : Terima kasih, anda telah menolong saya..
Lelaki Perancis : Sama², tapi anda harus membalas budi..
Wanita : Bagaimana?
Lelaki Perancis : Tidur dengan aku...
Wanita : Tak guna!! Aku tak mahu!
Lelaki Perancis : Kalau begitu, tak
guna aku selamatkan kamu... Lelaki Perancis itu melepaskan semula
wanita itu.
Dari tingkat 50, 40.. dan 30, tidak ada sesiapa pun yang dapat
menangkap wanita itu.Wanita itu mula ketakutan dan berharap, jika ada orang
yang menyelamatkannya, dia tidak lagi kisah jika terpaksa tidur dengan orang
tersebut.
Akhirnya di tingkat 20, seorang lelaki Arab berjaya menyambut wanita itu.
Belum sempat lelaki Arab itu bersuara, wanit a itu terlebih dahulu berkata- kata..
Wanita : Terima kasih, anda telah menolong saya.. Sebagai membalas jasa,
saya akan tidur dengan anda..
Lelaki Arab : Astaghfirullah... (lalu melepaskan semula wanita itu
kerana terkejut..)
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