1. Hujan
CIKGU: Arip,kenapa kamu datang lewat hari ini??
ARIP : Hujan lebat cikgu... ...
CIKGU: Semalam,kenapa awak tak hadir??
A! RIP : Hujan,cikgu... ...
CIKGU: Aik! Hujan juga. Habis kalau tiap-tiap hari hujan??
ARIP : Banjir, cikgu
CIKGU: @#%#@&%#@$
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2. Gigi
FARID : Berapa bayaran bagi mencabut sebatang gigi?
DOKTOR: RM 120.
FARID : Amboi mahalnya... .ada yang murah sikit tak?
DOKTOR: Ok, saya boleh kurangkan anesthesic.Saya boleh kurangkan kepada RM 80
FARID : Masih mahal lagilah,doktor. Saya mahu yang mencabut sebatang gigi
yang paling murah sekali... .
DOKTOR: Kalau macam tu, saya akan suruh pelajar saya yang tak tau apa-apa
untuk mencabutnya dengan playar... amat murah.. RM 10 jer..
FARID : Cantiiik, masukkan nama bos saya untuk rawatan esok...
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3. Fotosintesis
CIKGU: Along, cuba terangkan apakah tugas akar pokok pisang?
ALONG: Untuk mencari makanan, cikgu.
CIKGU: Bagus, sekarang giliran Neena pulak. Apakah tugas batang pokok pisang?
NEENA: Untuk membawa makanan yang dicari akarnya, cikgu.
CIKGU: Pun bagus jugak. Sekarang giliran Din pulak. Apakah tugas daun pisang?
DIN : Untuk membuat "tapai" cikgu..
CIKGU: Uiii, lagi bagus. Sila diri atas meja sampai tamat waktu kelass!
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