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Lawak 1

DIET... .

Doktor menasihatkan Rosli supaya mengamalkan diet kerana dia mengalami obesiti...

Doktor : Rosli, kamu mesti makan roti panggang... sebiji buah-buahan dan segelas air kosong...

Rosli : Baiklah..Errmmm... adakah semua itu saya perlu ambil sebelum atau selepas makan, doktor?

Lawak 2

TEKA... .

Labu : Ape yang ko bawak tu Labi?

Labi : Ayam Labu oiii... Haa..ape kate ko teka berape ekor ayam yang aku bawak ni. Kalau tekaan ko tepat, ''kedua-dua'' ekor ayam ni aku bagi pade ko.setuju..?

Labu : Boleh jugak.Emmmm... tiga kot..?
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