Koleksi Lawak Pendek

Salah Naik Bas

Suatu malam seorang lelaki yang sedang mabuk naik bas dan duduk di sebelahnya seorang nenek. Si nenak memandangnya dari atas ke bawah, lalu berkata,

"Kamu tahu tak, kamu akan ke neraka!"

Lelaki mabuk itu melompat terperanjat dan berteriak, "Berhenti!. Salah naik bas."



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UNTUK POMPUAN SAHAJA

Seorang pakcik tua tersilap masuk toilet

.termasuk ke dalam toilet wanita..wanita2 yg ada kat dalam tandas semuanya menjerit

‘NI UNTUK PEREMPUAN JE PAKCIK’.

Pakcik tu selamba je turunkan seluarnya sambil berkata ‘NI PUN UNTUK POMPUAN JUGAK’…hehehe



2. Sudu
Doktor: Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Pesakit: Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
Doktor: Kenapa?
Pesakit: Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.

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