Kamar 27
Seorang lelaki menelefon sebuah rumah sakit jiwa dan bertanyakan kepada petugas di resepsi adakah kamar no. 27 ada pesakitnya.
Petugas tersebut lalu memeriksa kamar tersebut dan segera kembali ke telefon, memberitahu lelaki tersebut bahawa kamar no. 27 itu memang kosong.
"Bagus sekali!" kata si lelaki. "Itu bererti aku sudah betul-betul berjaya melarikan diri!
Ikan Keli
Pada suatu hari Pak Ali membeli beberapa ekor ikan keli di pasar borong di pekan.apabila pulang kerumah dia menyuruh isterinya menyiang ikan tersebut. ketika sedang menyiang...
Isteri: Oi bapaknya! Macam mana nak siang ikan ni? hidup lagi ni.
Pak Ali: Apa yang susahnya tu ?
Isteri: Nak ketuk kepala ikan sadis la pulak.
Pak Ali: Tu pun nak dikecohkan. Maknya rendam saja ikan tu dalam air, Kasi lemas ikan tu.sekejap lagi mampos la tu.
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