Lawak 1
Satu hari Ahmad melawat rumah sepupunya yang baru berkahwin bernama Yop dan bercadang untuk tinggal semalaman di rumah Yop.
Yop : Sayang, sediakan minuman untuk sepupu abang nie.
Isteri : Baik, bang.Kemudian, tiba pula waktu makan malam.
Yop : Intan payung, sediakan makan malam untuk sepupu abang nie sekali yek.
Isteri : Baik, bang.
Selepas larut malam, Yop memanggil isterinya lagi.
Yop : Adindaku, sediakan bilik tetamu untuk sepupu abang nie tidur.
Isteri : Baik, bang.
Isteri pun berlalu pergi.
Ahmad : Iskh, romantiknyer korang nie yek. adinda la, sayang la, Intan payung la... ..
Yop : Eh, takder la. Aku lupa nama bini aku jer.
Lawak 2
Cikgu : Abu! Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie..? Kosong jer.
Abu : Kuda makan rumput, cikgu.
Cikgu : Mana rumputnya?
Abu : Kuda dah abis makan, cikgu.
Cikgu : Mana kudanya?
Abu : Kuda dah kenyang. Dia dah balik kandang...
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