Lain Padang Lain Belalang

1. Lelaki yg sederhana serba-serbi mungkin cakap, ada 4 anak pun cukuplah…
tapi lelaki yang cukup serba-serbi akan kata…ada 4 bini mesti best!

2. Ibu ayam kampung cukup garang & bengis kalau anak die yg baru menetas kena kacau…
tapi ibu ayam kat bandar cukup suke kalau ‘anak2? die kena usik….

3. Orang yang sentiasa ingat TUHAN bangun awal pagi untuk SEMBAHYANG SUBUH..
tapi…orang yg fikirkan kesihatan bangun pepagi semata-mata nak JOGGING.

4. Anak dara cukup bangga kalau boleh MEMPERTAHANKAN kedaraannya,
Tapi anak teruna cukup bangga kalau dapat MEROSAKKAN dara!

5. Orang beriman selalu ingat, HIDUP MESTI MATI…
tapi orang yg tak cukup iman cakap, HIDUP MESTI TERUS…

6. Bebudak sekolah selalu belajar kira-kira dari kosong sampai sembilan….
TETAPI…. orang ‘tak sekolah’ biasa ngan 4 nombor ekor jek

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