Dah lama tak main sms-sms ni, kepada yg gila sms..
kalo aku tangkai ko daunnye,
kalo aku aur ko tebingnye,
kalo aku kumbang ko bungenye,
kalo aku langit ko buminye,
& kalo aku tarzan ko le beruknye..
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Al-kisah SEEKOR ANAK KAMBING,
BERTANYA PADA IBUNYA.
ibu kenapa semua kambing ada bulu
dan kenapa bau kita busuk.
LALU SI IBU PUN MENJAWAB. TAK MENGAPALAH ANAKKU, KITA BUSUK,
ORANG YANG BACA MESEJ NI LAGI BUSUK..
TAK RETI2 NAK GI MANDI…
ASYIK TENGOK HENSET JE...
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katak pisang katak puru,
adakah katak & pisang sepupu?
jangan perasan atau terharu,
bukan nak ucap kata rindu,
cuma nak ucap selamat malam to U.
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kpd penerima sms ini,
sila laporkan diri segera
ke hospital bahagia dengan tenang….
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fulau fandan nyawuh ngenengah,
ngunung naik nenyemang ningnga,
anyur madan ningamung nanah,
muni yang maik ningenang nyua..
kesiannya awak..sengau ...
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Kalau dapat bini muda-nampak BABY DOLL.
Kalau dapat bini sederhana muda pula-nampak BARBIE DOLL.
Tapi bila dapat bini tua-nampak PANADOL !!
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kalau kita letak monyet kt depan awak nnt org panggil…
Monyet awak…
kalau kita letak monyet kt belakang awak nnt org panggil AWAK MONYET!!
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jika mentari datang memancar terik, biar aku menjadi payung mu,
jika ribut datang melanda, biar aku menjadi pelindung mu,
jika banjir datang mencurah, biar aku menjadi sampan mu,
jika ceti datang meminta hutang, biar aku lari dahulu…
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Aku menjeling padamu,
kau lantas tertunduk malu.
Aku tatap wajahmu tatkala kau mengangkat malu muka.
Lalu aku pun berkata…..”KAU KENTUT iye?!”
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Bila kita cantik tak siapa memandang,
bila kita baik tak siapa memuji,
bila kita susah tak siapa menolong,
bila kita jatuh tak siapa mengangkat,
Tapi………
bila kita kentut semua mata memandang kita...
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masa bercinta marah pun manis….
baru kawin, lglah manis….
dpt anak pengalaman manis…
bila tua dpt KENCING MANIS
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AnGkAT tgN!
inI RoMPaKan!
YG HenSEM Ke SeBELah KaNAn!
yG lAwA ke SeBelAh KIri!
yg WaJaHnYa hoDoH ke TeNgaH.
AWak! yE AwK jgn pUrA² bAce SMS!.
cEpAt Ke TeNGah !!
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Ingatlah..jika dimarah kamu DIAM..
jika difitnah kamu SENYUM..
jika dikeji kamu KETAWA..
Nescaya dgn berbuat demikian,
kamu tergolong orang2 yang SOUND TROUBLE
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Kalau ada yg kata kamu jelek,sabar je.
Kalau ada yg kata kamu bodoh,biarkan je
kalau ada yg kata kamu dungu,Cool je.
Tp kalau ada yg kata lu cantik/hensem,
Tampar je krn itu FITNAH!
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HP anda telah dilengkapi puzzle game. Caranya mudah saja.
Lemparkan HP anda ke dinding @ susunkan kembali.
Selamat Mencuba!
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Gigi kau sejuk ke??……
Tak?? Abis tu kenapa pakai jaket kaler kuning???
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mosi-mosi watasi muru ano latino uno muotu numeru ano sayonara des numeru taiano…..
(Kalau tak paham kenapa baca jugak!!??)
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kau sungguh dinamis,
sifatmu cukup puitis,
gayamu selalu erotis,
jiwamu sungguh romantis,
caramu seperti celebrities,
tapi sayang wajahmu seperti teletubbies…
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aku bencikan penipuan!
o dalam diam ko menipu!
dgr ape yg ku kate berikan tumpuan
adekah ko dan katak sepupu?
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sebut betul betul..
rambutan, nangsat, tmemikai,keladri,nyaynok..
bersabarlah.. tiada siapa yang mahu dilahirkan sengau seperti kamu!!!
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