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seorang lelaki pergi ke tandas untuk membuang air kecil.apabila tiba di pintu tandas dia membaca notis. "Buang dulu bayar kemudian"

semasa mamat ni tengah buang air kecil dia terbaca satu notis dalam toilet tu.

BUANG AIR KECIL : 50 SEN

BUANG AIR BESAR : 30 SEN

Alangkah terkejutnya mamat ni.Jadi dia mendapat satu ilham. Selepas habis hajatnya ditunaikan diapun keluar la untuk membayar yuran tandas tersebut. Makcik penjaga tandas pun tanya la dia..

"Adik kencing ke buang air besar?" untuk mengelakkan bayar harga mahal, mamat ni pun jawab la "Saya Buang besar makcik, ni duitnya 30 sen"

Makcik tu cakap tak cukup. "Semua yang kamu kena bayar 80 sen, sebab bila kamu buang air besar kami pasti buang air kecil sekali.." maka mamat ni pun dengan bengangnyer mambayar 80 sen kepada makcik itu...ha ha ha
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