Kelakar - Mary

Pada suatu hari yg tenang..seorg suami sedang relaxs sambil duduk membaca suratkhabar... ..tiba2 dtg si isteri membawa tudung periuk... .PANG!!... .diketuknya atas kepala si suami... ..si suami yg
terpinga2... ..bertanya... ..

"Aper hal ngan awak nih... .kenapa awak ketuk kepala saya??... .si isteri pun menjawap... ."nah! awak tengok nih... .sambil menunjukkan secebis kertas yg tertulis nama... .'Mary'... .si isteri tentula menyangka si suami mempunyai kekasih lain yg bernama Mary... .dgn tenang si suami menjawab... . ooo... .itu nama kuda yg saya bertaruh semalam... ..namanya Mary... ..si isteri pun agak puashati ngan penjelasan suaminya..terus menyambung kerja di dapur... ..

Selang seminggu berlaku ketika si suami sedang rehat2 membaca suratkhabar seperti selalu... . PANG!!!... .kali ini dengan lebih kuat lagi!... .si suami pun bertanya... .aper hal plak awak ketuk kepala saya kali nih ... dengan selamba..si isteri menjawap... ."kuda awak telefon!!"... ..

P/s: Lain kali nak tipu bini tu cariklah alasan yang lebih selamat





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