Dilema

Pernah tak korang berader dlm dilemma ? Berikut aderlah senario senario yg boleh korang gunerkan as a guide... ... .

1. Apakah yg akan anda lakukan kalao dah nak dekat lima nam kali flush bender tu takmu telos jugak?
(a)Amek sudu kacao sampai hancur pastu try flush lagik sekalik
(b)Kutip pakai tangan dan buang pat tempat lain
(c)Amek hose bomba dan spray
(d)Buat bodo sudah

2. Apakah yg akan anda lakukan kalao badan anda semakin besar dan melebar?
(a)Dudok dlm esbok selamer seminggu
(b)Pi stesen mrt tapi jgn naik mrt, sebaliknyer lari ikut belakang... kalao nak mujarab lagik, lari depan mrt.
(c)Jgn makan aper aper instead pakai drip glucose (alah yg macam owang saket kat spital tu lah)
(d)Bungkos seluroh anggota badan anda dgn kain, buat lobang kat bahagian mater hidong dan mulut je.

3. Apakah yg akan anda lakukan kalao anda terserempak dgn beruang yg terlepas dari zoo?
(a) Pergi kat beruang tu dan tanyer dia apsal dia lari
(b)Eksen jadik rimao dan mengaum kat depan dia
(c)Bawak balek dan pelihara kat rumah
(d)Usap usap keplaer dia, buat macam kucing

4. Apakah yg akan anda lakukan kalao anda dikurung didlm keranda dan ditanam idop idop?
(a)Biaserkan makan lipas, cacing, kumbang dan aper jenis binatang yg akan merayap di tubuh anda
(b)Kalao keranda tu besar, try duduk jadik badan tak cramp
(c)Buat aper yg anda suker kecuali KENTUT
(d)Nak buat aper lagik, dah gone case... tunggu time je lah

5. Apakah yg akan anda lakukan kalao anda terserempak makwe anda bersamer lelaki lain?
(a)Kalao ader pistol, tembak je diorang
(b)Ucapkan ribuan terimakasih pader lelaki tu kerana telah membebaskan anda
(c)Grab any gal yg pass at that moment dan kenalkan pader makwe anda... .tapi awas, jgn korang pi grab nyonya plak
(d)Peluk cium lelaki itu dan cakap yg anda rindukan dia. Kalao lelaki tu balas balek dan cakap dia pun rindu kan anda, ah tu pepandai lah korang.

6.Aperkah yg akan anda lakukan kalao makwe anda plak terserempak anda berjln dgn pompan lain?
(a) Ajak dia join sekalik
(b) Buat muker seposen dan teruskan perjalanan
(c)Cakap dgn dia yg anda ingatkan pompan tu aderlah dia..cakap anda tak sengajer
(d) Lari dan jgn toleh toleh lagik.
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