Nasihat memilih calon isteri

Ada tiga nasihat dari datuk saya mengenai cara memilih calon isteri:

1. Jangan mencari isteri seorang peniaga, kerana bimbang kebiasaan peniagaannya akan terbawa-bawa sampai malam pengantin, nanti dia akan selalu cakap "Mahu yang macam ini tak mahu yang macam tu!"

2. Jangan mencari isteri seorang jururawat, kerana bimbang kebiasaan di hospital akan terbawa-bawa sampai malam pengantin, nanti dia akan banyak mengatur dan selalu cakap "Awas jangan banyak gerak, jangan turun dulu !"

3. Tapi carilah istri seorang cikgu tadika, kebiasaan di sekolahnya akan terbawa-bawa sampai malam pengantin, paling tidak dia akan cakap "Awas hati-hati, depan luruskan, baguus, ayuh ulangi lagi, pintaarrr...!"
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