Teka teki lawak

Banyak -banyak binatang... binatang apa keluar haid..
jwpn:kura-kura... ala tu pun tak tahu... keluar HEAD..tak paham jugak.ala kepala le..

dlm banyak2 binatang... binatang apa yang bertelur dan beranak... kira 2 alam la niii..ha jwp2... siput babilaaaa... ye la siput bertelur babi beranak...

kalau anda ni semuanya pandaiii cuba teka,banyak2 sungai,sungai apa yang paling berat
jawapannyer ialah Sungai Besi...

dalam banyak2 pokok,pokok apa yang baik hati?
jwpn dia pokok pisang sebab dia keluarkan jantung dia.

ni ada satu lagi teka teki dari aku..huruf jawi apa yang ada angin?
huruf TA dan YA laa... .kan jadi TAYAR tu..

kasut apa yang paling keras?
kasut batu... salah maa..kasut BATA laaa...

antara huruf A hingga Z,banyak2 huruf tu,mana huruf yang boleh kawin..ahh sape dapat
jawapannyer ialah... huruf i ngan u lerr... heheheheee,nih antara pasangan bercinta lerr hehehe...
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